Foolery kicks it off with this: My hair is now long enough to stuff into a banana clip. I have nearly perfected my trashiness; now to go learn how to smoke heavily.
@Foolery Learning to smoke (heavily) WHILE folding your laundry, with hair in banana clip, that would be perfection
@suzbroughton Yeah, and @halushki just reminded me to go to the Wal-Mart to get stirrup pants. Maybe maternity ones, to hide my smokes in.
@Foolery But wouldn't be able to see the stirrups because you have your big white athletic sock on & pushed down to your Reeboks (w/velcro).
@suzbroughton Jeez, it's like you're hiding behind my mirrored closet door when I get dressed in the morning. Down to the pink Reeboks, Suz!
@Foolery I KNOW! Now, put down that Mountain Dew, turn off "Cheaters," and crawl into your sheet-less bed.
@suzbroughton Sheets! What kind of elitist do you think I am?
And there my friends who don't Twitter, is the perfect reason to start.
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Love the ongoing conversation. I just got some hot pink stirrup pants yesterday to wear with my white hightop velcro reeboks. We will match. I always buy sweatshirts w/ big pockets for my cigs. I use matches now, cause I am green that way. I like to smoke while cooking my kids their mac n chees dinner.
I can't wait for my hair to get long enough to wear a sparkly scrunchie again. Those were the days.
Posted by: Suz | November 13, 2008 at 06:18 AM
Step away from the banana clip and no one will get in fist fight in the front yard. (With the Cops camera rolling)
Posted by: Debs | November 13, 2008 at 07:50 AM
Twitter doesn't sound like a waste of time AT ALL now. LOL They should use this as their advertising tool. LOL! again.
Posted by: Nat | November 13, 2008 at 08:03 AM
Yeah, and it's educational, too. Yesterday I learned about Obama winning the election.
I'll banter with you on Twitter any time, Miss Suz! Just stay outta my closet. ;)
Posted by: foolery | November 13, 2008 at 09:32 AM
You and Foolery are a lethal combination:)
I'll bet you both wish you still had a Member's Only jacket like the one I'm wearing. There's even a pocket for your smokes. Jealous?
Posted by: Big Hair Envy | November 13, 2008 at 01:02 PM
Virginia Slim Menthols go perfect with banana clips.
Posted by: anonymous | November 13, 2008 at 05:32 PM